Daily Snapshot: At Gamblers Anonymous
Committee: …
Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? …
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
What not to say to the nice policeman: …
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald’s?
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. …
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!”
The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” …
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.”
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy? …
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat? …
What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat?
A CATion.
