The U. …
The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.
Save the wharehouse
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the private ran directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dived back to the safety of the trench.
“Private,” the officer said, “I’m recommending you for a medal. [...]
