What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris? …

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. …

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"