A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”
Long, long time ago in Dingly Dell,
there was a lush crop of Christmas trees growing, all in perfect shape.
‘We”ll cut them down and tie them up and take them to the poor houses’ boomed Father Christmas.
The fairies and elves always did as they were told and so they got to work just as Father [...]
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
